

Ten ways to tick off EragonTen simple way to make fun- or tick off EragonTen ways to tick off Eragon
1.) Run up to him slap him across the face and say Its all your fault Broms dead! then run away fake crying.
2.) Tell him that Arya is actually all ready has a kid and is married. She just didnt want to make you cry and MORE then she all ready did.
3.) run up to him and say Its pretty sad that a Stupid Dwarf named Orik can get a wife, and that a magical shadelayer cant Then smile sadly pat him on the shoulder and finish off your sentence with Its ok, Im sure that there are NOT more people like you, so well thin


Eragon: The SpoofAll the characters are in a bar, awaiting the release of Brisngr, and the start of a new adventure. There are the usual discussions of how screwed up Paolini seems to be by messing up the usual norm.Eragon: The Spoof
Eragon: *depressed* Man... This whole adventure sucks.... Arya: Why? You're the heroic underdog Dragon Rider! You should be happy. Eragon: Really? Shall I run down my whole life for you? I've never known my parents, one of which happens to be a long-dead, border-psychotic, cold-hearted bastard, my uncle was slaughtered and my home villiage destroyed, my cousin hates me, weird things happen to me, my brother beat me down a
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